before doing any homework
- get my backpack
- get out my books
- get a drink
- check my texts
- go to the washroom
- take a shower
- clean my room
- bake a cake
- give the cake to starving children
- build bombs
- blow up terrorists
- find world peace
- go on an african safari
- finally do my homework
me barging into my parents bedroom
“WHY DID MY EX BOYFRIEND LIKE MY FACEBOOK STATUS ABOUT ADELE LOOKING FAT IN HER GRAMMY DRESS”
instantly running my mind through whatever could’ve possibly motivated him to do such a thing and refreshing my browser 100 times to make sure it wasn’t a mistake










